It's a poopy kind of day

I love making Noah laugh and he seems to find things more funny when I sing them so now we have a poop song for when we think he's done a poo.
You stink like poop
You stink like poop
Poop poop poop
You stink like poop
( I know... Very intelligent hey)

So I always thought changing poopy nappies would be ok but lately I've found myself giving them a rating, like gymnastics or diving except for poop. The categories are... Smell, texture, ability to stay contained in the nappy and how well it washes off the nappy. Each category is out of 5 so 20 would be the worst possible ever! Having said this, seeing as we're dealing with poop, I'm not sure it's possible to get a 4 as this would probably be a 'you're poop don't stink' situation but... Here's hoping for 4s! Meanwhile Noah thinks it's hilarious to get his nappy changed, cheeky monkey!